Dean Answers Questions About Get A Girl Pregnant Game

Paul asks…

My boy Kobe gets a white girl pregnant, thoughts?

http://freddyo.com/kobe-bryant-has-a-secret-baby-paternity-papers-severed-durning-game/celebrities-in-trouble/

Kobe now has 3 kids that are not black.
self-hater?
he still a BEAST though.

Dean answers:

Use to he got paid to play, now he will pay for playin!!

Robert asks…

Is it possible to accidentally give an abortion to a pregnant girl?

So i got to fist a girl for the first time tonight. It turned out to be more awkward than anything else. I was at a bar watching the Steelers-Chargers game.

There was a handful of people in the bar. Two girls. This older drunk and myself. The two girls weren’t attractive really. Kinda chubby. Sweep over bangs. Hips hanging over their too-tight jeans. But im not much to look at myself and i had no one to judge me if i took one(or both) of these cows home.

We ended up going back to their place. It was obvious from the get go that these girls meant business. We each did a line and one came out with a bottle of lube. They pulled of my pants and took turns blowing me. I’ve never done blow before but man… I was like superman… Anyway… So i couldnt climax and the girls started fingering each other. One handed me the bottle while the other huffed and puffed to get on her knees. I got three fingers in WAY too easily. Then i reached thumb and worked it for a bit. Like that! my hand sucked in her vagina and she was squirmin’. At first it was hot. But i kept feeling something hard in her. After she came a few times i pulled out what looked like a small white stone or broken marble. When I brought it to their attn. She started sobbing uncontrollably. The other girl grabbed my stuff and walked me to the door and told me this: As of a month ago she thought she was pregnant
Steelers won!

Could it be possible she was just messing around with me?

Dean answers:

Um, a fetus would be in her uterus, and there’s no way your hand was up there.

But I think this whole story is bs anyways. :)

And f the steelers.

Steven asks…

Competition to see who can get most girls pregnant in one year. Do they play it around your way?

One guy has made four girls pregnant, Several have made three and even I have made two. Winner gets a night out paid for by the others. Good game?

Dean answers:

Yeah great idea! In Australia they play lets see how many girls I can get pregnant, how much money to can scam out of her baby bonus and how can I avoid paying child support.
In New Zealand it is lets see how many sheep I can get pregnant and the winner recieves a meat tray.

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