Dean Answers Questions About Pick Up Lines For Guys

James asks…

What are some funny pick up lines that you guys know of?

(i’m going to use them in a joking manner with friends– not with some random stranger. lol)

include lines for both guys and girls :)

Dean answers:

Let me see: a couple that sometimes actually get the ball rolling.
1. My favorite: If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would now have five cents.
2. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute… Funny, and works too.
Here are a couple I’ve heard, that I’ve never used as they are kind of old:
1. I couldn’t help notice that you look my next girlfriend.
2. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
3. Apart from being hot, what else do you do?

George asks…

Know any good pick up lines? for guys?

like i know they don’t work or whatever but i kinda need some. sorta like along the lines of “im not fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock” anything?

Dean answers:

Do u like water? If u do then ull like 70% of my body

Charles asks…

what are your best pick up lines for guys/girls?

Dean answers:

Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?

Thomas asks…

Do any girls have pick up lines for guys. If so what are they?

Dean answers:

No they don’t.

They have breasts instead, which are much more effective.

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