Dean Answers Questions About Pick Up Lines For Men
Dean | Dec 24, 2011 | Comments 0
Steven asks…
Pick up lines question for WOMEN?
Is it a turn off for women to hear men use corny pick up lines to start a conversation? When is it appropriate and when is it not?
Dean answers:
I guess it depends on the person and on the line. Most of them are taken in fun, unless the person is out right Rude and nasty with the lines. The most Famous of all lines, What’s your sign? The answer being stop . Was use To Death, And In its day so corny. If used right now, The reaction would be, Your Kidding right?
I don’t know the lines used for 20 something’s now for a Pick up, Or Hook up as its called. That might be an interesting Question to ask. Who Knows how its changed Over the years. Or what the response is now.
Joseph asks…
Terrible Pick Up Lines Do You Agree ???
Terrible Pickup Lines
Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the Venereal Disease Clinic.”
Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
Man: “Is this seat empty?”
Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”
Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”
Man: “What sign were you born under?”
Woman: “No Parking.”
Man: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman: “Do Not Enter.”
Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized!”
Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason.”
Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”
Man: “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman: “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you to leave.”
Man: “Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”
Man: “May I see you pretty soon?”
Woman: “Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?”
Man: “Your hair color is fabulous.”
Woman: “Thank you. It’s in aisle three at the corner drug store.”
Man: “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”
Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
Dean answers:
Excellent 10/10
Thomas asks…
LADIES AND MEN HELP need good pick up lines?
Look. Im 16 years old and never been in dis situation before. i have a best friend that is a girl at school that im real cool with we always be talking about something. but i got suspended for fighting this dude and some of my friends was calling me and telling me how my best friend is in love with me. I come to school and know she not talking to me. i think shes shy i just don’t know how to start off a conversation with her. i just need some conversation starters . please help me out. please no one answers. i need something to keep the conversation going
sorry know – now
Dean answers:
How about why aren’t u talking to me
Michael asks…
What is the worst possible pick up line gay men use? (Bonus points for making me laugh!)?
I wish I worked at the jello factory so I could pack your pudding…
= 0 ! Got more where that came from?
Uh…these first two responses aren’t exactly what I had in mind…
Dean answers:
Is that a dildo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I just remodeled my shower, you wanna come in it?
Robert asks…
#1 pick up line for men !!?
“That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you I would be coming too.”
Dean answers:
Lol…Thats a good one..but..I’m feeling a little chilly tonight, can i use your thighs as earmuffs? ;)
Donald asks…
Do pick up lines actually work on women?
Now by worked i mean you liked the comment and gave the guy a shot.
Also if you remember write them down (for educational purposes only i promise)
Have any women here used a line on a man?
Jenn your into men seriously O_O
Dean answers:
No, they don’t work.
The only “pick up” line I’ve used is asking if I could sit by him, telling him he has great hair/eyes/etc, and then asking him back to my place.
Games and lines get no play by me.
Mark asks…
REVERSE GENDER ROLE POLL: Ladies, what’s your best pick-up line (or move) to use on men?
I would really prefer to hear lines but a move will suffice. Thanks for answering!
Dean answers:
“As long as you have a face…will I always have a place to sit?”
David asks…
Ways to stop pick-up line artists….which is best?
– Ways To Reject Pick-Up Lines –
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”
Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “Female impersonator.”
Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized.”
Man: “Where have you been all my life?”
Woman: “For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.”
Dean answers:
Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized.”
Funny…
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