Dean Answers Questions About Pick Up Lines That Work
Dean | Dec 20, 2011 | Comments 0
Donald asks…
Do you know any good pick-up lines that would work on guys?
I have a STUPID test about silly things and was wondering if you had any good and FUNNY ideas.
Dean answers:
Just nod and smile. ;-)
Joseph asks…
Do pick up lines work on you because?
you believe them or is it the effort that counts?
Dean answers:
It’s the effort. I love any attempt at wit. Plus I have a bit of a word fetish, so…. Oops too much!
Chris asks…
Have you ever had a pick up line work?
Has anybody ever used a pick up line and it worked? If so what was it and how many times? Girls have you ever heard any that at least made you laugh and started a conversation with the guy? Any that worked on you?
Dean answers:
“Hello, I’m *****, how are you?” Usually works
That followed by “Would you like a drink?” works sometimes too
Or starting a conversation about something going on around you is very good way to get a girl to talk to you
Most other lines don’t make me laugh cuz they’re usually lame. Lame line=lame guy.
Steven asks…
What are some pick up lines that actually work on girls?
Just to see what people have.
Dean answers:
Just be real. Tell her how pretty she is – in a non-creepy way – and note on something about her that caught your eye, like her smile or her eyes (not her boobs or butt).
Just be complimentary, she’ll be flattered and you’ll get a date. :)
Michael asks…
What are your favorite pick up lines (That acually work)?
You see I’m a somewhat shy kid and all and just I love talking to girls just I do but I’m shy I don’t walk to them sometimes they walk to me so can you help m out and teach me how to catch the eye of a young girl and help me out? And girls can comment too just you know give me some pointers on how to catch the eye thanks =D
Dean answers:
O.k this will definitely work, look her straight in the eyes and tell her SUCK MY COCK. LOL but really don’t do that. Pick up lines never work, but it can if you’r just trying to be funny.
David asks…
What are some great pick up lines that acutally work?
Dean answers:
I think that the best pickup line is when you just walk up to someone and say hello. Pickup lines are going to drive people away, not make them want to get to know you! Introduce yourself!
Richard asks…
For women: do pick lines ever work?
So are there any pick up lines that acually work? I am wondering because I want to meet someone and get either freindship or a relationship out of it, but i can’t just walk up to a random person and start talking to them. So if pick up lines never work, is there another thing i can do/ say to make freinds/girl friends?
Dean answers:
If your sense of humor is important to you and you would appreciate the same type of humor in a girl, pick up lines DO work. If you use a really funny or cute one, it would be a good ice breaker and would make her laugh. So go ahead and try it. If she starts laughing, don’t let a bunch of time lapse and immediately initiate a conversation. Ask about her interests or what she is doing (at wherever place you guys are). Just make sure to use lines that aren’t offensive. Try some from this site: http://linesthataregood.com/cheesy.html
Daniel asks…
Who know’s any Original Pick up lines that work?
I Have a bf yes just wanna give advice to mates though
Dean answers:
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
Somebody call heaven cause an angel just fell from the sky.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
There are 206 bones in the human body… Do you want another one?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… Is in love with me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
You turn my software into hardware!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is…
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Hi, my name’s Fred, would you like to test my bed?
Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be a McGorgeous.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream in bed.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!
I’m gay, think you can convert me?
You’re ugly, but you intrigue me…
Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Bond….James Bond
If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town.
Are you a hooker? Cause I’m hooked on you.
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Are you a clock? Cause you’re ticking me off.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all
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