Dean Answers Questions About Pick Up Lines To Use On Guys
Dean | Dec 28, 2011 | Comments 0
Ken asks…
Why do guys feel as though they have to use pick up lines on females they’ve known forever?
Dean answers:
Because they’re cheese balls, and they think it’s cute and funny. Next time, give him one back…make sure it’s extra cheesy like: are you tired? Cuz you’ve been running through my mind all day! It’ll make him laugh, or confuse him to no end.
Steven asks…
pick up lines on guys?
okay, if i (a 15 year old girl) were to use a pick-up line on a guy, how do you think he would respond?
EX:
excuse me, but do you have a valid license? because you’re driving me wild.
-or-
is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants.
i wouldn’t try and be serious, just to have a little fun and meet some guys(:
opinions?
Dean answers:
I bet that would probably throw most guys for a loop, since it’s not every day that a girl uses those cheesy pick-up lines. That would be one helluva conversation starter though.
Paul asks…
What are some pick up lines you use or have heard?
I have yet to hit on a guys and havent heard any good ones i guess thats why i never gave a guy my # :( but the lamest ive gotten is ‘what’s your sign’ ‘ayy gurl can i get that numba’ like what kind of pick up line is that! The funniest from tv was ‘do you want some cream in your coffee’ ‘your hot chocolate needs some marshmallows in it’
Dean answers:
Well, if I’m asking someone out I usually go with something in the more ridiculous vein:
-”If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?”
-”If I could be any enzyme I’d be DNA-Helicase so I could unzip your genes.”
-”I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.”
-”I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.”
Women (at least physicist women) actually respond to these. Guess they like a dude with some humor.
Of course, if I’m not serious I always make sure to use my creepiest line:
“Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Cause I watch you every night in the darkness.”
James asks…
Guys, what’s the best pick up line to use on married ladies?
I’ve found the best one to be: I’m unhappily married too, lets talk. No I’m not married but it works all the same. Whats your?
Thanks!
Dean answers:
We don’t fall for pick-up lines, silly troll.
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