Dean Answers Questions About Pick Up Women In Singapore

George asks…

Backlash Results and NGWs new show (come vote and rate the matches thanks)?

BACKLASH RESULTS:

Event 1) JR and Mick Foley talk about the events leading up to Backlash and the upcoming matches. Until Ted Dibiase makes his way to the ring. He reminds us of what he promised on the last show so he now has the honor of presenting- The Woman’s Tag Titles- and- The Pride Fighting Title. He tells us the Woman’s Tag Titles are self explanatory. And The Pride Fighting Title is simple only the fightingest champion of champions will hold it because this title is defended each and every night! And the champions will be crowned- now!

Event 2) Woman’s Tag Titles: Victoria and Natalya use their strength to dominate Michelle most of the match. But when Cherry gets the tag she quickly disposes of Victoria, then her and Michelle double team Natalya and get the win after a bulldog.

Winners: Cherry and Michelle McCool

Event 3) Pride Fighting Title: This match goes back and forth between these men of money in the end The Playmaker is the end of Roode!

Winner: MVP

Event 4) MVP vs Ted Dibiase Jr.: With his father in his corner Ted Dibiase Jr. captilizes on a tired MVP. But once again MVP gives his all and hit’s a painful Playmaker to retain!

Winner: MVP

Event 5) Matt Classic comes to the ring and dares Sabin and Shelley to face him again, this time in a tag match with a surprise partner. They accept.

Event 6) Sabin and Shelley make quick tags and work together well against their talented opponents. On the other side Big Show and Matt Classic try to focus on Shelley, hitting double team any time he is in the ring and cheap shotting him when he is not. This weakens him and at the end when he goes in he is quickly hit by a big boot from show, followed by a standing moonsault from Classic.

Winners: Big Show and Matt Classic

Event 7) TLC V.2 Match ( Tacs, Lead Pipes, and Singapore Canes): This match shows how extreme NGW can be at the end all men are bleeding and covered in tacs. As Shaggy 2 Dope goes Cane crazy and takes out Pondo and Mondo, hes attacked from behind by Sabian and a lead pipe!

Winner: Sabian

Event 8) A Promo airs featuring a dark video and message…a warning that “their” returning!

Event 9) IC Title: Two big men battle it out. Both are more then strong their fast and powerful as well. This match was a lot of hit and run moments in the end Burchill smashes Knox’s face in with a Curb Stomp!

Winner: Paul Burchill /w/ Katie Lea

Event 10) X-Division Title: Reminence of Triple X when we saw the great double teams by Senshi and Danials but when it appeared Sydal was out of the picture and they beat down each other it proved their downfall. Danials KO’d Senshi and went for a moonsault but sydal threw him off and covered Senshi.

Winner: Matt Sydal

Event 11) Cage and Edge come out to make a challenge and once again DX answers it!

Event 12) D-Generation X and Cage and Edge once again put on a classic match. This time DX avoided Cage and Edges tricks and won easily. In the end HHH avoided a spear and Edge accidently speared his partner and then HBK kicked his teeth in, Edge fell right into the games hands and got a pedigree!

Winner: D-Generation X

Event 13) Tag Team Titles: Big Hernandaz overpowered Miz and Morrison at first but once Homicide came in and turned the speed up a notch, Miz and Morrison kept up and stole a win.

Winners: Miz and Morrison

Event 14) Woman’s Title: Kong just slaughtered the opponents, she beat them all down! At the end when she was beating down Mickie, a worried Love convinced Sky to lay down for her to avoid any more of this beat down.

Winner: Angelina Love

Event 15) Best of 3 Series: AJ Styles and Shelton Benjamen both proved why there the future of this buissness. The first match was an amazing mix of high flying and technical with AJ picking up the win. The second match AJ got a little cocky and Shelton picked up a win. The last match went a long time and the two got very desprete in the end Shelton accidently knocked down the ref and used this opportunity to take a chair to AJ’s head. He hit’s a super kick to end AJ!

Winner 2-1: Shelton Benjamen

Event 16) A Remembering ECW Extreme Rules Gauntlet:

Rhino vs. Dreamer- Rhinos gore just wasn’t working for him tonight. At the end Tommy ducked it and rolled him up.
Dreamer vs. Sandman- They put on a great match with Dreamer winning with a Dreamer Driver.
Dreamer vs. Sabu- Dreamer was so tired in this match he only lasted about a minute before Sabu made him tap in the Camal Clutch.
Sabu vs. Raven- Sabu went all out crazy in this match but Raven used every part of the ring and ringside to pick up the win.
Raven vs. RVD- With the fans solidly behind RVD, Raven was a bit distracted which caused him to go threw the table. But he quickly got up and hit Rob with the ringbell to steal the victory,

Winner: Raven

Event 17) Submission Match: Matt was out of his element and it showed. Though he threw everything at Kurt, submission is just not his style, nor is escaping the angle lock!

Winner: Kurt Angle

Main Event) Universal Title: The match went all over the arena in this all out brawl. Examples are Jericho hitting a lionsault off the rail onto Sting and Orton in the crowd, Orton RKOing Jericho onto a shattered camera, and Sting taking out his bat and beating Orton senseless. At the end Sting locks on a Scorpion Death Lock on Jericho but gets hit by an RKO!

Winner: Randy Orton

==================================================

NEW SHOW:

Event 1) The show begins by recaping the highlights of Backlash. Then shows Teddy standing in the middle of the ring. Holla Holla! Before I he talks about Backlash he explains our next PPV- Best of the Best: Night Of Champions- Every match is tournament style for a championship! And that the next few shows will feature matches involving the wrestlers trying to qualify for a spot on the card. Then he tells us how great Backlash went…except he questioned Ted DiBiase’s fairness in giving his son and tired MVP. Just then Ted DiBiase and Ted DiBiase Jr. hit the ring, the return the attack by questioning Teddy’s ability to be the GM. Long strikes back by putting the two in a match to shut them up. Peace Out Playa!

Event 2) Ted DiBiase and Ted DiBiase Jr. vs. Austin Aries and Rodrick Strong

Event 3) Teddy Hart vs. DH Smith – IC Spot

Event 4) The camera in the back shows Awesome Kong looking for Love and Sky, and beating up anyone in her way.

Event 5) AJ Styles vs. Jeff Hardy – IC Spot

Event 6) Velvet Sky and Angelina Love vs. Cherry and Michelle McCool

Event 7) After wards Kong tries to attack Sky and Love but they escape!

Event 8) Shelton Benjamen vs. Kofi Kingston – IC Spot

Event 9) Awesome Kong vs. Beth Phenoix

Event 10) Pride Fighting Title: MVP vs. Samoa Joe

Event 11) Another “dark” promo airs telling everyone to be afraid of the dark because were back! And you’ll never know when we’ll come for ya!

Event 12) Paul Burchill /w/ Katie Lea vs. RVD

Event 13) Bryan Danialson vs. CM Punk

Event 14) Brock Lesnar makes his NGW debut.

Event 15) Brock Lesnar vs. The Big Show

Event 16) Randy Orton vs. Kurt Angle

Event 17) Sting and Jericho come out and double team Orton as the show ends!

Dean answers:

NEW SHOW:

1. The show begins by recaping the highlights of Backlash. Then shows Teddy standing in the middle of the ring. Holla Holla! Before I he talks about Backlash he explains our next PPV- Best of the Best: Night Of Champions- Every match is tournament style for a championship! And that the next few shows will feature matches involving the wrestlers trying to qualify for a spot on the card. Then he tells us how great Backlash went…except he questioned Ted DiBiase’s fairness in giving his son and tired MVP. Just then Ted DiBiase and Ted DiBiase Jr. Hit the ring, the return the attack by questioning Teddy’s ability to be the GM. Long strikes back by putting the two in a match to shut them up. Peace Out Playa!

2.Ted DiBiase and Ted DiBiase Jr.
3.DH Smith
4.The camera in the back shows Awesome Kong looking for Love and Sky, and beating up anyone in her way.
5.Jeff Hardy
6.Cherry and Michelle McCool
7.Afterwards Kong tries to attack Sky and Love but they escape!
8.Kofi Kingston
9.Awesome Kong
10.Samoa Joe
11.Another “dark” promo airs telling everyone to be afraid of the dark because were back! And you’ll never know when we’ll come for ya!
12.Paul Burchill /w/ Katie Lea
13.CM Punk
14.Brock Lesnar makes his NGW debut.
15.The Big Show
16.Randy Orton
17.Sting and Jericho come out and double team Orton as the show ends!

Very interesting match choices. Next show you should have all different types of matches like First Blood, Cage, Hell in A Cell, etc. I give this episode a 9 out of 10 very interesting.

Joseph asks…

NGW’s new show (Come vote and rate the matches)?

BACKLASH RESULTS:

Event 1) JR and Mick Foley talk about the events leading up to Backlash and the upcoming matches. Until Ted Dibiase makes his way to the ring. He reminds us of what he promised on the last show so he now has the honor of presenting- The Woman’s Tag Titles- and- The Pride Fighting Title. He tells us the Woman’s Tag Titles are self explanatory. And The Pride Fighting Title is simple only the fightingest champion of champions will hold it because this title is defended each and every night! And the champions will be crowned- now!

Event 2) Woman’s Tag Titles: Victoria and Natalya use their strength to dominate Michelle most of the match. But when Cherry gets the tag she quickly disposes of Victoria, then her and Michelle double team Natalya and get the win after a bulldog.

Winners: Cherry and Michelle McCool

Event 3) Pride Fighting Title: This match goes back and forth between these men of money in the end The Playmaker is the end of Roode!

Winner: MVP

Event 4) MVP vs Ted Dibiase Jr.: With his father in his corner Ted Dibiase Jr. captilizes on a tired MVP. But once again MVP gives his all and hit’s a painful Playmaker to retain!

Winner: MVP

Event 5) Matt Classic comes to the ring and dares Sabin and Shelley to face him again, this time in a tag match with a surprise partner. They accept.

Event 6) Sabin and Shelley make quick tags and work together well against their talented opponents. On the other side Big Show and Matt Classic try to focus on Shelley, hitting double team any time he is in the ring and cheap shotting him when he is not. This weakens him and at the end when he goes in he is quickly hit by a big boot from show, followed by a standing moonsault from Classic.

Winners: Big Show and Matt Classic

Event 7) TLC V.2 Match ( Tacs, Lead Pipes, and Singapore Canes): This match shows how extreme NGW can be at the end all men are bleeding and covered in tacs. As Shaggy 2 Dope goes Cane crazy and takes out Pondo and Mondo, hes attacked from behind by Sabian and a lead pipe!

Winner: Sabian

Event 8) A Promo airs featuring a dark video and message…a warning that “their” returning!

Event 9) IC Title: Two big men battle it out. Both are more then strong their fast and powerful as well. This match was a lot of hit and run moments in the end Burchill smashes Knox’s face in with a Curb Stomp!

Winner: Paul Burchill /w/ Katie Lea

Event 10) X-Division Title: Reminence of Triple X when we saw the great double teams by Senshi and Danials but when it appeared Sydal was out of the picture and they beat down each other it proved their downfall. Danials KO’d Senshi and went for a moonsault but sydal threw him off and covered Senshi.

Winner: Matt Sydal

Event 11) Cage and Edge come out to make a challenge and once again DX answers it!

Event 12) D-Generation X and Cage and Edge once again put on a classic match. This time DX avoided Cage and Edges tricks and won easily. In the end HHH avoided a spear and Edge accidently speared his partner and then HBK kicked his teeth in, Edge fell right into the games hands and got a pedigree!

Winner: D-Generation X

Event 13) Tag Team Titles: Big Hernandaz overpowered Miz and Morrison at first but once Homicide came in and turned the speed up a notch, Miz and Morrison kept up and stole a win.

Winners: Miz and Morrison

Event 14) Woman’s Title: Kong just slaughtered the opponents, she beat them all down! At the end when she was beating down Mickie, a worried Love convinced Sky to lay down for her to avoid any more of this beat down.

Winner: Angelina Love

Event 15) Best of 3 Series: AJ Styles and Shelton Benjamen both proved why there the future of this buissness. The first match was an amazing mix of high flying and technical with AJ picking up the win. The second match AJ got a little cocky and Shelton picked up a win. The last match went a long time and the two got very desprete in the end Shelton accidently knocked down the ref and used this opportunity to take a chair to AJ’s head. He hit’s a super kick to end AJ!

Winner 2-1: Shelton Benjamen

Event 16) A Remembering ECW Extreme Rules Gauntlet:

Rhino vs. Dreamer- Rhinos gore just wasn’t working for him tonight. At the end Tommy ducked it and rolled him up.
Dreamer vs. Sandman- They put on a great match with Dreamer winning with a Dreamer Driver.
Dreamer vs. Sabu- Dreamer was so tired in this match he only lasted about a minute before Sabu made him tap in the Camal Clutch.
Sabu vs. Raven- Sabu went all out crazy in this match but Raven used every part of the ring and ringside to pick up the win.
Raven vs. RVD- With the fans solidly behind RVD, Raven was a bit distracted which caused him to go threw the table. But he quickly got up and hit Rob with the ringbell to steal the victory,

Winner: Raven

Event 17) Submission Match: Matt was out of his element and it showed. Though he threw everything at Kurt, submission is just not his style, nor is escaping the angle lock!

Winner: Kurt Angle

Main Event) Universal Title: The match went all over the arena in this all out brawl. Examples are Jericho hitting a lionsault off the rail onto Sting and Orton in the crowd, Orton RKOing Jericho onto a shattered camera, and Sting taking out his bat and beating Orton senseless. At the end Sting locks on a Scorpion Death Lock on Jericho but gets hit by an RKO!

Winner: Randy Orton

==================================================

NEW SHOW:

Event 1) The show begins by recaping the highlights of Backlash. Then shows Teddy standing in the middle of the ring. Holla Holla! Before I he talks about Backlash he explains our next PPV- Best of the Best: Night Of Champions- Every match is tournament style for a championship! And that the next few shows will feature matches involving the wrestlers trying to qualify for a spot on the card. Then he tells us how great Backlash went…except he questioned Ted DiBiase’s fairness in giving his son and tired MVP. Just then Ted DiBiase and Ted DiBiase Jr. hit the ring, the return the attack by questioning Teddy’s ability to be the GM. Long strikes back by putting the two in a match to shut them up. Peace Out Playa!

Event 2) Ted DiBiase and Ted DiBiase Jr. vs. Austin Aries and Rodrick Strong

Event 3) Teddy Hart vs. DH Smith – IC Spot

Event 4) The camera in the back shows Awesome Kong looking for Love and Sky, and beating up anyone in her way.

Event 5) AJ Styles vs. Jeff Hardy – IC Spot

Event 6) Velvet Sky and Angelina Love vs. Cherry and Michelle McCool

Event 7) After wards Kong tries to attack Sky and Love but they escape!

Event 8) Shelton Benjamen vs. Kofi Kingston – IC Spot

Event 9) Awesome Kong vs. Beth Phenoix

Event 10) Pride Fighting Title: MVP vs. Samoa Joe

Event 11) Another “dark” promo airs telling everyone to be afraid of the dark because were back! And you’ll never know when we’ll come for ya!

Event 12) Paul Burchill /w/ Katie Lea vs. RVD

Event 13) Bryan Danialson vs. CM Punk

Event 14) Brock Lesnar makes his NGW debut.

Event 15) Brock Lesnar vs. The Big Show

Event 16) Randy Orton vs. Kurt Angle

Event 17) Sting and Jericho come out and double team Orton as the show ends!

Dean answers:

1 ~ Ted Sr with the Million Dollar Dream.

2 ~ Teddy Hart with a Corkscrew senton.

3 ~ AJ Styles with the Spiral tap.

4 ~ Sky / Love with a Russian legsweep and Mafia kick.

5 ~ Kofi with the Trouble in Paradise.

6 ~ Kong with her Awesome bomb.

7 ~Samoa Joe with a rolling Koppou kick takedown.

8 ~ RVD with the Rolling Thunder.

9 ~ Bryan Danielson with the Arms across America.

10 ~ Brock Lesnar with the F5.

11 ~ Kurt with the Angle slam.

Excellent ppv and it’s 9/10 for me.

Thomas asks…

Do you like my flying joke?

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself: “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be an off duty
flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?”

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:

“Love to fly and it shows?”

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:

“Damn, she doesn’t work for Delta.”

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her
again,

“Something special in the air?”

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan:

“Smooth as Silk.”

This time the woman turned on him,

“What the F*** do you want?”

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said

“Ahhhhh, EasyJet!!!

Dean answers:

Well I guess its alright but try this one out for a good chuckle.

A newly wed couple from Alabama went to Minnesota for there honey moon and were staying at a cabin on a lake.The owner of the resort noticed the man out fishing day and night never taking his new bride with him.He approached the man and asked him why he was not spending time making love to his new wife.In a deep southern drawl the man answered,well sir we can make love she has gonorrhea,the resort owner sorta gulped and said well flip her around and go in the back door again the southern man said sir I cant she has diarrhea,again the resort owner came back with how about her mouth and was answered by I cant she has piarea.My god the resort owner said why did you marry her.The southern man answered sir she has worms and I like to fish

James asks…

Joke – stewardess?

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?”

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: “Love to fly and it shows?”

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: “Damn, she doesn’t work for Delta.”

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, “Something special in the air?”

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: “Smooth as Silk.”

This time the woman turned on him, “What the F*** do you want?”

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said “Ahhhhh, Ryanair!!!

Dean answers:

Hahaha like it , a budget girl….

Robert asks…

And which airline do you think it is—–?

A guy sitting at a bar at Stansted airport noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself: “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be an off flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?”
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan
“Love to fly and it shows?”
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself
“Damn, she doesn’t work for Delta.”
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, “Something special in the air?”
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: “Smooth as Silk.”This time the woman turned on him, “What the f#ck do you want?” she said.

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said “Ahhhhh, Ryanair!

Dean answers:

Ha! Ha! Ha! Excellent, I have flown with them a few times they are utter rubbish…

John asks…

Joke ~~~ What airline?

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman next to him. He thought to himself: “Wow, she’s so gorgeous, she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?” Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: “Love to fly and it shows?£
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: “Damn, she doesn’t work for Delta.” A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, “Something special in the air?” She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: “Smooth as Silk.”
This time the woman turned on him, “What the f**k do you want?”
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, “Ahhhhh, Easy Jet!!”

Dean answers:

That was really funny Fidgety although I suspect it might go over a few peoples heads!(Excuse the pun,but you know what I mean!!!)
Have a good Christmas and keep posting those funny jokes.

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